Park Bench Club

A club for the early retired!

club motto: 'el grey'

This is an almost new web site for not so new club: the Park Bench Club.

This club is for people who have had to take early retirement. It is especially aimed at local government officers who have had to retire early.

A huge number of comments are now flooding in from around the world. Below are some of the comments received from members:

You have no idea of the feeling of elation that came over me on hearing that I have been nominated and, glory be, accepted into this auspicious gathering of great men. I hope that over the coming years you will have no regrets for I will endeavour to keep up the good works and prestige that the club demands.

Wishing the Park Bench Club every success in the coming years,

Yours in relaxation (on the bench),

BB (name withheld for benching reasons)

1. an annual golfing weekend (due to benching constraints, restricted to one evening, 9 holes, pitch and putt!)
2. a creche when potential benchers can be safely introduced to teh art of benching

Charles Sale

President (2001-2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 etc)

NEWS FLASH

The first 'couples' application for membership has been approved!!!!

This was in fact the first of the annual 'Christmas Oners' that will be hencefore be investitured by el Presidente himself.

Such was the quality of the application that both new members have gained immediate top table 'flight deck' status (see Members for details).